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do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity
"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"
"this video is not available in your country"
*takes a plane overseas just to watch this fuckin video*
my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
Dalton used this joke in an interview
people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people
people who put the “x” under their gifs and you think it the link to the video but is really a link to their blog are my least favorite kind of people
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